Friday, February 22, 2008
Dirty Jokes
for those who understand, please, at least, try to laugh. for those who don't, well, too bad.
haha...
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already
Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.'
Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him
'In Dear?'...
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls'?
'Abdul Aziz '
'Sex? '
'Six times a week!! '
'No, no, I mean male or female! '
'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.
oh and a few more pages to kill your time... have fun browsing...
http://www.jokesblonde.com/http://www.brain-fun.com/Brain-Teasers/EinsteinsRiddle.phpand for those who needs some relaxation...
http://www.umm.edu/sleep/relax_tech.htmhttp://www.selfhelpmagazine.com/articles/trauma/trsleep.htmlhave a good weekend people
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